Sunday, August 28, 2005

more fun with intelligent design...

ah, the tale of the flying spaghetti monster. you can read all about it here.

here's a fun excerpt from the "open letter to kansas school board":
Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
hear hear! oyez oyez oyez!

i can only hope that someday the flying spaghetti monster and his noodly appendage will be given the respect it deserves in our nation's classrooms.

2 Comments:

At 2:04 PM, Blogger AML said...

I can't be sure, but I think this post is making fun of my religious beliefs. And that's just sad - this country was founded by individuals with deeply-held religious faiths, Jefferson and Madison were members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and our public schools should teach this valuable information. When will you and you little hippie friends at the ACLU Stop destroying America.

 
At 5:18 PM, Blogger perpetual slacker said...

WWFSMD

What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

 

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