emily's advice for the new 1Ls...

(not that any of them read this blog, of course)

1. stop hanging out on that awful facebook.com site. it's ridiculous and you are not fourteen years old! or, if you choose to continue to make friends on facebook.com, you'd better not EVER let me hear you complain that law school is like high school.

2. don't make out with your classmates at bar review (the rather unfortunately named weekly student-bar-association-sponsored thursday night pub outings). everyone will know about it by friday. including me. and i don't care.

3. all the 2Ls are geniuses. especially the former members of section B. i mean it. and no, you CANNOT use my contracts outline.