who would win in a fight...

pure diversion for a tuesday... the "who would win in a fight" game. it's like this -- you take two people/characters/animals/whatnot and imagine who would rise victorious in hand-to-hand combat. with no further ado, i give you....

who would win in a fight?
the cereal box edition

a) the cookie crook v. sonny, the bird from cocoa puffs
b) tony the tiger v. the sugar bear
c) the lucky charms leprechaun v. dig'em the frog
d) toucan sam v. the honey nut cheerios bee
e) king vitaman v. mikey from life cereal
f) the trix rabbit v. quisp
g) snap, crackle, and pop v. count chocula, booberry, and frankenberry (a tag-team match, obviously)

when i was right out of college and lived in boston, my then-roommate and good friend christina and i would make up stupid games to amuse ourselves when we were out at bars. this was one of them. another was called "sixteen or seventeen". for that game, we picked various other bar patrons and decided whether they were sixteen years old or seventeen years old. it was a bold statement on underage drinking, i assure you. there was also the "there's your boyfriend" game (we didn't make that one up), or the "who can you get to buy you a drink" game. and the "stooky macky" game, which is really too stupid to explain, but provided hours of amusement for us.

christina apparently had a goat named sasha when she was a kid. i only ever heard about sasha when christina had had a few beers. and it was the same story every time -- sasha somehow got inside the house and ate all the hamburger meat and so they had to give her away. am i convinced that sasha ever actually existed? no way. do i consider christina one of the most fantastic people i have ever known? abso-effing-lutely.