fancy feast...
a cat food commercial just came on the television. my sister's commentary was the following:
"ugh, why would you want to make cat food look appetizing? cats don't fucking watch commercials!"
former location of the long and twisted tale of one girl's awkward journey through misdiagnosis and diagnosis...and right back around to undiagnosis! current location of that same girl's misadventures and rare strokes of genius, and the occasional tale from law school and young lawyerdom.
a cat food commercial just came on the television. my sister's commentary was the following:
so, katie (my step-sis) is leaving tomorrow and will be out of town for the rest of the time i'll be here in mississippi, so tonight she and i went out to get drinks. note the plural.
feliz navidad from the mississippi gulf coast! it's late at night, and i spent pretty much all of my christmas eve knitting a last-minute gift for my stepmom. now i'm sleepy, santa's elves are still up and working througout the house; my brother, sister, and i are tired and camped out in the living room watching the 24 hour _a christmas story_ marathon.
so, here i am in north carolina for my cousin's wedding. all of the family is staying at a hotel in chapel hill, but the wedding itself is in rocky mount, which is about an hour and a half's drive away (no, i don't know why we're staying so far away -- i wasn't responsible for making these arrangements). anyway, so my aunt and uncle chartered a bus to haul all of us from the hotel to the rehearsal dinner last night and then to the wedding this evening. the trip to the rehearsal dinner was relatively tame, except for the beer i spilled on my crotch about 15 minutes into the trip. lucky for me, i had a long ride ahead of me and my pants dried before we arrived.
for about an hour today, there was a very real probability that i would be spending my night in laguardia airport, in the american airlines terminal. yuck. i'm too tired to go into the details, but long story short, all worked out, they got me on the flight, despite some irrationally emotional sleep-deprived tears. hooray!
okay, so maybe it's wrong of me to buy myself a christmas present, but i did it anyway. i just purchased _the god delusion_, the newest richard dawkins book. i have no idea what i'm going to think of it, but i'm really intrigued. and i knew that if i asked for it from a member of my family or, erm, "santa claus", it would mean having to endure at least one, but maybe several awkward conversations in which i would be asked why i don't believe in god and other nonsense.
so, today on my way into school i was on a pretty crowded bus, so i put my giant backpack on my lap so it wouldn't be in the way. what i didn't realize was that a pen had made its way to the bottom of my backpack and had lost its cap. when i got to my stop, i had bright blue ink all over my way-cool light brown plaid pants because my pen had leaked through the bottom of my bag onto my leg. OH NO!!!
so, within the next month, i'll have been in eight states. EIGHT! they are: