Tuesday, May 02, 2006

oh man...

...am i glad that they don't give out DUIs to girls on bikes!

because i can rock the first amendment secondary effects of statutes that prohibit fortune-telling, but me on a bike after five hours of drinking dollar beers? not so cool.

big thanks go out to oliver for calling to make sure i made it home in one piece!

and goodnight to all.

1 Comments:

At 11:15 AM, Blogger emily said...

okay, okay -- let me just clear up any misconception that my post may have created. i do not advocate drunking bike riding, nor do i regularly ride my bike under the influence. hell, i don't even like to ride my bike at night because i don't have any blinky lights.

and while the cops could impose penalties on visibly inebriated cyclists, in practice they very rarely do. i'm sure because inebriated cyclists don't pose nearly the threat that inebriated motorists do.

anyway, yeah. contrary to popular believe, i'm not completely a silly fool.

 

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