Tuesday, April 04, 2006

important lessons from today's ethics class...

it was a banner day in "law and the ethics of lawyering" today! i won't bore anybody with the details, but here's the gist of what we learned:

1. don't have sex with your clients
2. don't have sex with opposing counsel*
3. there are no real professional constraints on class action lawyers
4. government attorneys are analogous to in-house corporate counsel
5. perjury is real and you can lose your license for sitting next to it (or sleeping with it)

here's a quote for those of you who may be taking notes on this stuff:
"the real reason why i think having sex with clients is unprofessional is analogous to the reason why i think sex between teachers and students is unprofessional. because not in every case, but as a general matter, there is a hierarchical dominant relationship that must make suspect the student's or client's acquiescence in that relationship. that should be enough that the lawyer should have as a personal rule that this is not what they do."

there you go. words to live by.


*we didn't discuss what happens if your client has sex with opposing counsel, but i think it's safe to say that we should strongly advise against that.

4 Comments:

At 5:21 PM, Blogger AML said...

And if you are going to have sex with your client, your counsel or opposing counsel - make sure to use protection

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger perpetual slacker said...

I personally liked a different quote from class, in refernce to the general discussion of the situation relating to class counsel... "...doesn't appear to be getting much better much fast."

It was a banner day today.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger emily said...

see, the blatant and jarring grammar error in that sentence prevented me from transposing it into my notes. i don't want to have to remember T.R. that way. it just ain't right. why you gotta do me that way, grant?

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger perpetual slacker said...

...bites tongue...

 

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