bulk...
went to costco yesterday with andrew. here's a list of things that i saw available for bulk purchase in costco that i plan on never buying:
1. mayonnaise. for the record, few things gross me out more than mayonnaise... mayonnaise-in-a-gallon-drum? ew.
2. seafood. call me a snob, but i grew up on the gulf coast, and coasts understand seafood. buying seafood at costco doesn't make any sense to me. none.
3. clothing. i never want to buy clothing at costco.
4. jewelry. although, andrew said that he's going to buy me an engagement ring at costco, and i told him that was very sweet.
5. erm, pregnancy tests. that's right -- costco sells pregnancy tests. they're right next to the bulk condoms.
posted by emily @ Sunday, January 15, 2006
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6 Comments:
One might wonder why you were in the 'bulk condom' aisle...
one might wonder... or one might mind one's own business!
xo,
emily
c'mon emily, you know your friends are too nosy for that... ;-)
indeed i do. and, grant, you know why i may have some vague, recreational curiosity in the bulk condoms, but that doesn't mean i need to broadcast that information to those who don't fall under the umbrella of "my friends".
i didn't buy bulk condoms, just for the record.
Glad to hear... buying bulk condoms from costco is like playing quality-control roulette.
The dollar store...and it was 24, not 25!
If you wake up from a drunken, careless night, with an obsessive need to pee on a stick repeatedly, despite a full awareness that it is TOO EARLY TO TELL...go to the dollar store. they start to reveal the result about nine days after conception, and, of course, only a dollar. and you don't have to buy all 24 at once. you can hide your addiction by shopping every other day, and alternating dollar store locations.
Kelly (and the bun-in-the-oven).
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