why is it...
...that every time i tell someone about how i'm gonna learn to snowboard this winter, that person responds by telling me they can't stop laughing at the mental image of me strapped to a board, screaming my head off, and careening down a mountainside with limbs flailing?
i won't be THAT bad, will i? i'll wear a helmet!
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Um, that certainly wasn't what I envisioned when you told me that you wanted to learn to snowboard...Fuck all the naysayers. Snowboarding is rad, stress-relieving, and a much better way to spend blistering cold western Pennsylvania winter weekends than sitting on your couch watching "The Breakfast Club", "Shawshank Redemption" and "Overboard" for four months straight.
P.S. I love and revere each of the aforementioned cinematic marvels. However, as each has a hypnotic effect that I can't resist, I'd rather be on the slopes when they are aired so as to avoid my certain couch potato state.
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