horoscope...

according to the philadelphia city paper, one of the two free weeklies in the city of brotherly love, here's my horoscope for this past week:

Have you heard of the Lorax, the fuzzy yellow hero of the Dr. Seuss story? When a greedy factory owner moves into his idyllic little paradise and begins despoiling the forest, the Lorax complains on its behalf, saying, "I speak for the trees, because the trees have no tongues." Be like the Lorax, Virgo. Stand up for those who are too meek or weak or inarticulate to defend their own interests. It's the right thing to do, and besides, by doing so you will make connections that generate lucky breaks for you.

well, huh. that's a pretty good forecast for kicking off my summer internship!