stupidest. post. ever.

i love seltzer water. like, i really really love it. especially the kind with "refreshing lemon lime flavor". i could drink it like it was, erm, water...

but my question is this: could i satisfy my body's need for hydration solely on seltzer water? do those little carbonation bubbles detract from the water-ness? i.e., would eight glasses of seltzer every day keep me healthy and happy?

according to the nutrition facts on the bottle of seltzer that i'm drinking right now, it has zero calories, zero fat, zero sodium, zero total carbohydrates, zero sugars, and zero protein. just like real water! and its ingredients are carbonated water and natural flavor.

can a girl live on seltzer alone? do i throw away my brita and devote myself fully to happy bubbly water with just a teensy bit of citrus flavor?

it just seems too good to be true. can somebody please tell me what's wrong with this picture?