most likely to...

just had dinner with andrew. okay, the truth is that i invited myself over to andrew's house for dinner. so, thanks for dinner, andrew! you're a fantastic cook!

anyway, as we were leaving so he could drive my freeloading ass home, i absentmindedly walked past the burning candles in his kitchen. as he followed behind me, he commented on how he didn't want to leave open flames unattended. and i was all, "huh?"

to which he said, "mcnally--i'm voting you most likely to die by candle fire."

yeah. that sounds about right.