Sunday, October 16, 2005

at least i'm smarter than the cats...

a few days ago i noticed that one of the wires connecting the speakers that i use with my ipod/computer had been completely chewed through! what the?! there are three of us living in this apartment with teeth strong enough to accomplish such a feat (my plants don't bite and i've seen no evidence of mice), and it's only the little furry ones who seem to like to chew on inappropriate, potentially dangerous items. and since neither milo nor kenobi can either confess, proclaim his or her innocence, or conclusively prove the other guilty, i've decided to blame them both. no, this is not a court of law, this is my apartment. i pay the rent, ergo i get to make up the rules.

so to hell with their wire-chewing ways! i showed them that my reign will not be subverted so easily. all it took was a little wire stripping (a task for which i, erm, used my teeth), a little bit of reconnecting, and enough electrical tape to keep things together. and voila! good as new.

2 Comments:

At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Betty eats tomatoes when I leave them within her reach. Bitches.

btw, did you take a close look at that link to ben? elizabeth sent it to me:

www.penisland.com

mwahahahahaa

 
At 11:12 PM, Blogger emily said...

good old pen island. it's only a ferry-ride away from my fave SNL celebrity jeopardy categories "the pen is mightier" and "therapists".

 

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