"hi! want a chance to win a nintendo wii? just sign up for our facebook page!"

that was the first thing another human being said to me today.

i have to walk through one of the pitt undergrad buildings every morning on my way from my bus stop to the law school. it's not uncommon that there will be tables set up for various undergrad student groups. it's also not uncommon that i want to scream "I'M THIRTY YEARS OLD!!!" in response to some perky co-ed trying to hand me a flyer. usually i'm able to keep my cool. today, however, i just couldn't stand it. almost unvoluntarily, i responded with...

"oh. my. god."