i am so headed for craigslist missed connections-ville...

so, those who know me well will attest that one of my true prized possessions is my r.e.load bag. why? because it has pterodactyls on it -- pteros that i drew myself, in a design that i painstakingly rendered to scale so that the kind folks at r.e.load could create the bag of my dreams. they did a spectacular job. it looks like this:


now, the ONLY negative about this bag is that it's fucking huge. it's way too big for daily use. i should have probably gone for the smaller size. but it's fantastic for food shopping, because it will hold several days' worth of groceries. hence, i took it with me when i went to whole foods today.

AND...

while i was staring confusedly at my options in the cereal aisle, the whole foods hipster hottie that i've had a crush on forEVER, who was stocking kashi or whatever nearby, looks at me and says, "hey, i really like your bag. r.e.load?" and i said, "yeah. thanks!"

swoon!