end of the semester character wrap-up...

the following is a list of the made-up names for the ridiculous characters who have been my classmates this semester. i'm not gonna describe them, because the innocents should be protected (i'm talking about me and my friends; not them!), and all of my people know who they are anyway. this is just to be a little reminder, so that i can come back at some point and remember that i will be a better lawyer than some of my schoolmates.

so, here you go. much entertainment has occurred as a result of the following individuals:

1. dates-outside-of-my-race
2. assumes-the-risk
3. turd sandwich
4. pig
5.

aaarrghhh! why can't i think of anybody else right now??? andrew, sandy, elizabeth, krista, grant, tom, michael, greg -- help me out! who am i forgetting?