please stand clear of the door...

folks, an elevator door does not only open so that you may get on the elevator. it also opens so that people may get off the elevator. please don't give me mean looks because i say "excuse me" and try to get out of the elevator. i am not in your way and i am not causing you any inconvenience nor is my presence the source of grave injustice.

this goes for subways and buses, too. LET PEOPLE EXIT FIRST!!! and while we're on the subject of subways and buses, if you get on a subway/bus, and there are no seats available, please use some common sense and move to the back of the subway/bus. crowding around the door may seem like it makes things easier for you, but it's very inefficient overall, and increases your likelihood of being sent to hell when you die.

this is very simple and it makes the world a better place. thank you, and have a nice day.