emily and krista: sleep deprived!!!

a sampling from a late-night e-mail exchange between classmates:

On 2/24/06, emily wrote:
high school formal, indeed! what are you going to do? how will you be your best when [professor's name] has got you snow-shoeing through positivism all night the night before the prom? professors just don't understand.
why is it that when i stay up late, i feel hungry and dehydrated all the time? i'm drinking a ton of water, but it's not working... WTF?

On 2/24/06, Krista wrote:
i know, i'm the same way. i'm also fighting off a very strong urge to take a shower. no more procrastinating. seriously, i'm really just making things up now and asserting them as well established interpretations of hart's theory. four pages, here i come.

On 2/24/06, emily wrote:
i'm shooting for four pages, too. seems reasonable. he did initially say 3-5 pages, anyway.

On 2/24/06, Krista wrote:
can only think of four words right now, and i just want to keep using them over and over. like, three times in a sentence.

On 2/24/06, emily wrote:
are they:
rollerskate
rollerskate
rollerskate
penumbra
?

On 2/24/06, Krista wrote:
rollerskate
robot
rollerskate
fuck
. . . close, two out of four ain't bad

On 2/24/06, emily wrote:
2 out of 4 is still more than the number of pages i have written.
oy.
here's what's in my head:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

On 2/24/06, Krista wrote:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ARTICLE ABOUT??? i am under the impression that hart has not included a thesis, let alone a clear one, so i do not see why i have to.

On 2/24/06, emily wrote:
i like how you think. like a rollerskate. rollerskates don't need theses. just wheels. and the open road. you and a rollerskate? you're like thelma and louise. they didn't need a thesis. of course, they killed themselves in the end...

On 2/24/06, Krista wrote:
i'm thinking i might refer to the case of Roller Skate v. Invulnerable Humans in part of my argument.

On 2/24/06, emily wrote:
i'm thinking i might use the case of WTF v. AYFKM, or perhaps in re: NGAS*. those cases really express what i'm trying to say in a way that i simply cannot.

*nobody gives a shit